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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, age, alarm, alarm clock, bladder, changes, clock, humor, i, life, life changes, need, over, over 40, sleep, waking, waking up on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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