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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"
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Share →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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"Forgot my boarding pass, but apparently, the kids have it covered with their thorough bag checks and interrogation skills! 🛃✈️ #ParentingAdventures"
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Share →: Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄‍♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems"

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Live now on TikTok:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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