Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.