Are you even a parent if youโ€™ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Commentary:
"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? ๐Ÿ˜† #ParentingProblems"