24 Funny personal growth quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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