The title of my autobiography is going to be β€˜You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Commentary:
"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! πŸ“–πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! πŸ˜…"