Funny pharmacy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive secret menu of the pharmacy – where you can order a side of extra-strength ibuprofen with a sprinkle of anti-anxiety pills! 🌟💊 Don't forget to ask for the 'pharmacist's special' for that extra kick of mystery and intrigue. Maybe they'll even throw in a complimentary band-aid on the side! 🩹😂"

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