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"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"
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Funny pharmacy quotes 💊😂 bring a dose of laughter to the world of prescriptions and pills! Whether you’re a pharmacist, a patient, or just someone who loves clever wordplay, these witty lines will brighten your day and make the medicine cabinet feel a little less serious. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share some humor that’s truly the best medicine! 😄💉📋
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"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals" -
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"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays" -
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"Ah, the elusive secret menu of the pharmacy – where you can order a side of extra-strength ibuprofen with a sprinkle of anti-anxiety pills! 🌟💊 Don't forget to ask for the 'pharmacist's special' for that extra kick of mystery and intrigue. Maybe they'll even throw in a complimentary band-aid on the side! 🩹😂"
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