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"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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