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Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
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Funny pirate quotes 🏴☠️ bring a treasure chest of laughter to your day! Whether you’re a salty seadog or landlubber, these witty sayings will shiver your timbers and tickle your funny bone 😂⚓️. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to any pirate-themed party or just sailing through life with a smile! So hoist the Jolly Roger and get ready for some swashbuckling giggles! 🦜💀
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"Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere" -
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Ahoy mateys! ⚓️ Looks like the pirate code has been updated – we're all about positive vibes and teamwork now! 🏴☠️ Walking the plank is so last century, let's sail together towards a more compassionate horizon (and save the dramatic exits for the movies)! 😉🌊 #PirateLifeUpgrade -
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Ahoy, matey! 🏴☠️ Who needs to sail the keto seas when you can join the pirate crew on a diet of rum, fish, and beef jerky? 🍖🐟 Swashbuckle your way to a healthier lifestyle, and remember, a pirate's life is always full of adventure (and tasty snacks)! ⚓️🌊 #PirateDietGoals -
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Ahoy matey, setting sail with the tunes of "Aye of the Tiger" – the anthem for fierce swashbucklers everywhere! 🏴☠️🎶 Let's get those pirate spirits roaring like the king of the seven seas! 🦜⚓️ Keep rockin' and rollin' on the high seas, arrr! 🦁🌊 #PiratePlaylist #PirateLife
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