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Funny pirate quotes

Funny pirate quotes 🏴‍☠️ bring a treasure chest of laughter to your day! Whether you’re a salty seadog or landlubber, these witty sayings will shiver your timbers and tickle your funny bone 😂⚓️. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to any pirate-themed party or just sailing through life with a smile! So hoist the Jolly Roger and get ready for some swashbuckling giggles! 🦜💀

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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