Funny project quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dying became a group project when I started working on my own fabulous exit plan! 💁‍♂️💀 Who needs a team when you can rock the afterlife solo? 😂 #IndependentDeparture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

  Commentary:
  "Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

  Commentary:
  Ah, group projects in school – the necessary evil that prepares us for the chaos of the corporate world! 🤦‍♂️📚 Who knew that dodging group members in a school project would be the perfect training for dodging responsibility in the office? 😂 Remember, teamwork makes the dream work…unless you're stuck with a team of dreamers who forgot to set their alarms! ⏰ #WorkLife #TeamworkDreamwork

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror of group assignments looming like a dark, mysterious forest! 🌲👻 Don't worry, you're not alone in your fear of projects after experiencing Blair Witch at a tender age. Just remember, there's no need to summon spooky spirits to get your work done on time! 😉📚 #ProjectFear #BlairWitchNightmares

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

  Commentary:
  "When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"

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