Funny property quotes

• Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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  2 months ago

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• Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, bunker, dating, DM, DMs, humor, man, property, quarantine, shelter, survival

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

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• If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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  2 months ago

  agent, complain, estate, estate agent, ghost, house, humor, joke, old, property, should, supernatural

• There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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  2 months ago

  afterlife, estate, going, hell, humor, investing, investment, people, property, real, real estate, sarcasm, thinking

• Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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  3 months ago

  advice, drugs, humor, illegal, illegal substance, personal, personal property, property, substance, take, warning

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