Funny property quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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