Please donโ€™t take illegal substances. Or at least, donโ€™t take MY illegal substances.

Commentary:
"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"