Funny python quotes

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.