My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Raising them with the proper silliness legacy ๐๐ถโ๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. You know youโre the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years youโre in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.