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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Trending via Telegram:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Going viral on WeChat:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Trending via Twitch:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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57 shares on Facebook this month:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

25 is the new 0 years old.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Spotted on WeChat:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Just landed via TikTok:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Spotted on YouTube:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Spotted on Messenger:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Just shared via Reddit:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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