“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Move over, Caramel Latte, Dairy Queen is serving looks and ice cream! π¦π Related funny posts π€ I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. I used to work at McDonaldβs and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.