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Funny refuse quotes

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025