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When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you’ve got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities
I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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