Funny relationship humor quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩‍❤️‍👨🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day test of true love – swapping phones on Valentine's Day! 📱💘 Let's see if your significant other can resist the urge to snoop through your texts and selfies. May the trust be ever in your favor! 😆 #ValentinesDayHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Date night idea: fight another couple.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a more exciting date night? How about spicing things up by challenging another couple to a friendly battle of wits and charm? 👫💥 Just make sure to agree on rules beforehand, or you might end up with a date night you'll never forget…for all the wrong reasons! 😉 #DoubleTrouble"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

  Commentary:
  🎲💔 "Looks like the local casino is doubling down on romance with their speed dating event! Who wouldn't want a partner who can play their cards right… and their money wrong? 🃏🤦‍♀️ It's a high-stakes love affair waiting to happen! Place your bets on finding love… or at least a good poker face! ♠️♥️♦️♣️😄"

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