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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I have a yearning disability.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,713

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Spotted on Twitch:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Spotted on Reddit:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Trending via Instagram:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Spotted on TikTok:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

10 shares on X this month:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Staying weird for my own sanity.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,489

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Going viral on Facebook:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Shared recently on Discord:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Spotted on Instagram:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Just shared via TikTok:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Freshly posted on Discord:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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