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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒ 

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged every, girl, hope, humor, i, insult, jealous, jealousy, jealousy humor, jealousy joke, joke, looks, meteor, relationship, relationship humor on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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