Funny relaxed quotes

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  22 hours ago

  Share →: I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you honey, embrace your inner Pooh Bear! 🍯🐻 No pants, no problem! 😂🍯"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

  Commentary:
  "Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those jeans know how to keep the peace at home! 🤣 No chaos, just pure relaxation vibes when 'Relaxed' is the tag! 💁‍♂️ #ChildfreeFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

  Commentary:
  Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!

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