I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything? Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪" Related funny posts 🤝 I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack. Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.