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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Going bananas on Instagram:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Live now on TikTok:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

57 shares on Discord this month:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Making waves on Telegram:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Trending via Telegram:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Windmill? Big fan.

Trending via WeChat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Just shared via Instagram:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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