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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Going viral on Discord:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Just landed via Telegram:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Trending via WeChat:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Funny Scooby Doo quotes bring endless laughs and nostalgia to fans everywhere 🐾😂 Whether you’re a mystery-solving pro or just love Scooby’s goofy charm, these hilarious lines will have you saying, “Ruh-roh!” in no time! 🕵️‍♂️🎉 Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snack on some Scooby Snacks as we dive into the quirkiest moments from everyone’s favorite Great Dane and his crew! 🍪🐶

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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻

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Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂

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4 weeks ago

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Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻

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Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Just shared via Facebook:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Making waves on Telegram:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Going bananas on Reddit:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Spotted on Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Going viral on TikTok:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Just shared via TikTok:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Trending via Reddit:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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