I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I've just realized I've never seen a baby seagull.

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Commentary:
"Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Commentary:
Living in a city where seagulls are the fashionably exclusive bird poop connoisseurs – a true sign of elite urban living! 💁‍♂️🏙️ Who needs mundane pigeon droppings when you can boast a splash of seaside sophistication? Embrace the unexpected blessings from above, darling! 💩🕊️ #CityLivingElevated

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Commentary:
Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls 🕊️🍞. It's like they were just asking for trouble! Just imagine the chaos and destruction those hungry birds must have caused. Lesson learned: don't mess with seagulls unless you're prepared for the consequences! 🤣

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"