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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Breaking via Instagram:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Trending via X:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Just landed via Slack:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Going bananas on Threads:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Live now on Telegram:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Just shared via X:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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31 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

26 shares on Twitch this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

70 shares on Threads this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Spotted on Messenger:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Going viral on Instagram:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Breaking via WeChat:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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