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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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Trending via Snapchat:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Just shared via Twitch:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Making waves on Threads:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Going bananas on WeChat:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Trending via TikTok:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Just landed via Telegram:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Spotted on TikTok:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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41 shares on Slack this month:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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January: the Monday of months.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Spotted on Messenger:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Trending via X:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Just shared via Slack:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Going viral on Slack:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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