Funny seats quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

  Commentary:
  "Well, we can only speculate that maybe Usher was too busy dancing in the club to consider a career in hospitality seating services 🕺🎤 Maybe his next hit will be a chart-topper on ushering customers to their designated spots! 🪑😂 #SeatMeRight"

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