Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️ Related funny posts 🤝 Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room. Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong. Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.