Funny seize quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

  Commentary:
  "Carpe diem? More like carpen't diem! 🙅‍♂️ Let the day be on its way, I'm good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷‍♀️⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

  Commentary:
  Carpe diem! 🌞 Unless today's coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! 🚀 #Priorities

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues

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