I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

May 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Playful quote about procrastination with humorous, cheeky wording about avoiding the day.

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Poking the day to check if it's still alive 😂👉☀️🤔 #EwFactor

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