Funny self-indulgence quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"

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