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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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By the time someone says, β€˜To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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