I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say. I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.