11 Funny shaking quotes

• Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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  0

  2 months ago

  daily, daily mood, days, disapproval, head, head shake, humor, mood, myself, self-criticism, self-deprecating, shake, shaking

• I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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  0

  2 months ago

  activity, disbelief, exercise, head, humor, i, physical, physical activity, sarcasm, shaking, shaking head

• If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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  2 months ago

  burn, burn calorie, calorie, enough, exercise, head, humor, media, scroll, scrolling, shake, shake head, shaking, social, social media, too, Twitter

• Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, etch, Etch a Sketch, head, humor, mind, right, shaking, shaking my head, sketch, thoughts

• I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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  2 months ago

  after, bottom, dance, humor, hurt, i, injury, office, party, shaking, twerk, workplace

• I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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  2 months ago

  bow, etiquette, hands, handshake, humor, kneel, not shaking, shaking

• Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, before, behavior, day, funny behavior, hand, hands, handshake, humor, i, just, moment, pants, prank, rest, shaking, social, spend, touch, wipe

• The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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  2 months ago

  activity, best, bottle, candy, empty, fun, fun activity, humor, line, mouth, playful, prescription, prescription bottle, shaking, Smarty, waiting

• I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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  2 months ago

  boss, calls, christ, delusional, head, humor, i, Jesus, Jesus Christ, keeps, me, misunderstanding, nickname, shaking, shaking head, think, workplace

• If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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  2 months ago

  every, head, humor, i, ID, observation, reaction, sarcasm, shaking, shaking head, stupid, stupid thing, thing, whiplash

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