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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

1 month ago

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

1 month ago

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

3 months ago

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

3 months ago

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

3 months ago

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

3 months ago

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

3 months ago

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

3 months ago

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

3 months ago