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Witty text about scrolling Twitter and head-shaking exercise, funny and playful.

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #TwitterWorkout"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burn, burn calorie, calorie, enough, exercise, head, humor, media, scroll, scrolling, shake, shake head, shaking, social, social media, too, Twitter on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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