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14 Funny shark quotes

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025