Funny quotes shark

14 Funny shark quotes

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

1 month ago

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

1 month ago

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

3 months ago

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

3 months ago

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

3 months ago

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

3 months ago

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

3 months ago

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

3 months ago

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

3 months ago

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

3 months ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

3 months ago

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

3 months ago

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

3 months ago

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

3 months ago