36 Funny skills quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
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  5 months ago

  View →: I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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