36 Funny skills quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: Amateur Detective 👀🕵️‍♂️ 'Is that so?' – the classic clueless flirt maneuver! 🔍😂 Keep the mystery alive!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Midwest – where our snow driving skills are on par with our donut-making abilities 🍩❄️ Just a quick spin, a graceful recovery, and we're back to our day like pros! Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a winter circus? 🤹‍♂️ #MidwestPride"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

  Commentary:
  "Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true sign of adulthood: strategically placed Ibuprofen stashes for any unexpected 'adulting' moments 😂💊 Because apparently, being prepared for headaches is the modern-day version of being responsible. Cheers to all the adults out there with their hidden pain relief treasure troves! 🙌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

  Commentary:
  'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

  Commentary:
  When it comes to flirting, I make awkward look like an art form. 🤷‍♂️ "Is that so?" – me, the smooth operator. Just call me the master of subtle romance! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they could create a 'Couch Potato Olympics' 🛋️🏅🥔 for us skill-challenged folks! Who needs talent and patience when you have a remote control and unlimited snacks? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

  Commentary:
  "James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"

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