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39 Funny skills quotes

Funny skills quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up to spark laughter and inspiration in your day! Whether it’s a quirky take on mastering new talent or a cheeky reminder of the skills you wish you had, these witty gems 🎯 add a splash of humor to your scroll. Dive into a world where laughter meets skill-building, and discover how a dash of humor can turn even the most mundane tasks into a chuckle-worthy adventure! 😂✨

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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