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- Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
- If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.