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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?