Funny smiling quotes

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  2 months ago

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• Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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  2 months ago

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• If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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  2 months ago

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• You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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  2 months ago

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• Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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  2 months ago

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• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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  2 months ago

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• My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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  4 months ago

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