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541 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! 📱😂 From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! 😄💬

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Social media may have been a mistake.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I run a parody bank account.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

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