โ€œI read 20 books this year!โ€ Thatโ€™s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? Thatโ€™s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคณ Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚"