β€œI read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! πŸ“šπŸ€³ Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? πŸ¦πŸ˜‚"