Funny specy quotes

• “We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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  2 months ago

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• Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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  2 months ago

  endangered, favorite, humor, interesting, people, personality, specy, uniqueness

• The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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  2 months ago

  beaver, Eager, humor, productive, productivity, pun, specy, wordplay

• The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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  2 months ago

  avoidance, finance, humor, joke, loan, shark, specy

• I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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  5 months ago

  90s, accept, culture, decade, human, humor, i, just, need, nostalgia, peak, retro, specy, think

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