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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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