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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

3 months ago

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

3 months ago

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

3 months ago

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

3 months ago

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

3 months ago

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

3 months ago