Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

330 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,923

Funny Quotes Topics

17,095

Funny Quotes Images

14,923

Updated

Dec 12, 2025

Users Online

3,960

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Going viral on Slack:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

5 months ago

Download image ↓

Commentary:
I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥

accident, animal, bird, flying, humor, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

1 month ago
ears, expectations, humor, husband, joke, marriage, me, nobody, separately, sold, told
You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

1 month ago
activity, age, excited, excitement, fun, fun activity, game, humor, learn, learning, Mahjong, old, play
You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

1 month ago
achievement, digger, friend, friendship, gold, gold digger, group, humor, male, male friend, male group, only, seen, success, think, where
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

1 month ago
actually, again, breakup, communication, decision, humor, love, never, relationship, sarcasm, talk, women
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

1 month ago
actually, ask, career, curiosity, everyone, friend, humor, idea, late, living, long-term, mystery, relationship, social, still, too
Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

1 month ago
borrow, cash, empath, friendship, humor, i, irony, money, need, sarcasm

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Going viral on YouTube:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Trending via Twitch:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Just shared via Instagram:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Just landed via Discord:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏