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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Going viral on Instagram:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Trending via Discord:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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