Funny spirituality quotes

• Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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  5 hours ago

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• I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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  1 day ago

  chakra, court, honor, humor, i, neglect, root, root chakra, self-care, spirituality, time

• People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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  2 days ago

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• As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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  1 week ago

  demon, exorcist, hear, humor, i, joke, Ka-Ching, money, new, paranormal, poor, possession, soul, spirituality, think, whenever

• I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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  1 week ago

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• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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  3 months ago

  addiction, adrift, entertainment, feeling, feeling adrift, HBO, HBO show, humor, morality, show, spirituality, Sunday, television

• Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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  3 months ago

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