Funny spirituality quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like God is the new 'it' player in this cosmic game of hide and seek! 🙈 Have fun hiding, but remember, God knows all the best hiding spots! 😉🙏"

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