Funny quotes spirituality

Funny spirituality quotes

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

1 month ago

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

2 months ago

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

3 months ago

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

3 months ago