Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Taking "higher power" to new heights! ππ #DivineAltitude Related funny posts π€ Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision. If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me. I donβt know what iβm going to be for Halloween, so Iβm probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.