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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Reported on X:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Going viral on Twitch:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Spotted on Twitch:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Trending via Discord:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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6 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
6 months ago
Share →: Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Commentary:
Oh, the perils of culinary vision impairment! 👓🔥 Who knew that steam could strike back with such vengeance? Perhaps it's time to invest in some anti-fogging goggles for your next kitchen escapade! 😆🍳
6 months ago
Share →: Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the concept of "hot" banter a little too far! 🔥🚫 Seems like the sauna just couldn't handle that level of out-of-this-world humor! 🚀😂 Remember, there's a fine line between being steamy and being simply barred!
6 months ago
Share →: You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Commentary:
Looks like Mother Nature missed the memo on wrinkle-removal services! 🌞😅 Maybe a tropical spa day is in order! 🌴💆‍♂️ #HumidityHavoc

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Going viral on Reddit:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Making waves on Messenger:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Live now on WeChat:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Trending via Telegram:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Going viral on Threads:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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