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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.
3 months ago
Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?
3 months ago
Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
3 months ago
You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
3 months ago