Funny steam quotes

• The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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  2 months ago

  burn, cooking, day, draining, face, food, humor, i, kitchen, me, pasta, relaxation, spa, spa day, steam, steam burn

• I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, camera, fogging, humor, i, issues, myself, photography, picture, selfie, shower, steam, take, tried

• Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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  2 months ago

  cooking, cooking fail, cooking mishap, fail, funny moment, glasses, humiliation, i, just, kitchen, mishap, moment, sight, steam

• Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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  2 months ago

  ban, fitness, gym, humor, joke, me, sauna, saying, Scotty, steam, times, too, wordplay

• You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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  2 months ago

  aging, body, heat, humidity, humor, self-deprecation, steam, think, wrinkles

• When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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  5 months ago

  coffee, coffee cup, cup, daily, daily life, dishwasher, humor, just, life, open, parent, routine, skincare, skincare routine, steam

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