Funny steam quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the perils of culinary vision impairment! 👓🔥 Who knew that steam could strike back with such vengeance? Perhaps it's time to invest in some anti-fogging goggles for your next kitchen escapade! 😆🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the concept of "hot" banter a little too far! 🔥🚫 Seems like the sauna just couldn't handle that level of out-of-this-world humor! 🚀😂 Remember, there's a fine line between being steamy and being simply barred!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Mother Nature missed the memo on wrinkle-removal services! 🌞😅 Maybe a tropical spa day is in order! 🌴💆‍♂️ #HumidityHavoc

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