The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Mar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Funny quote about DIY relaxation, depicting a humorous take on spa day fantasies with steaming pasta.

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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨

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