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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Going viral on Threads:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Breaking via X:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Just landed via Facebook:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Live now on Facebook:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Spotted on Facebook:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Making waves on YouTube:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Trending via Telegram:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Share →: I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Commentary:
"Me to someone who can't hide their chaotic energy: 'My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?' 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Commentary:
"Quite the peculiar quirks you've got there! 🤪 Your eclectic assortment of odd habits is like a museum exhibit of randomness! 🏛️ Embrace your unique brand of weirdness, because being ordinary is way too mainstream! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Ah, the eternal struggle between our inner genius and inner chaos! 🧠🌪️ It's like a dramatic tango between sensible decisions and spontaneous whims. 🕺💥 Will they ever find a harmonious balance, or are we doomed to forever grapple with our own comedic turmoil? Only time (and a solid dose of self-awareness) will tell! 😉🤹‍♂️

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Just landed via Telegram:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Going viral on X:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Just shared via Instagram:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Shared recently on Slack:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Trending via Telegram:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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