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Funny tendency quotes

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

3 months ago

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

3 months ago

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

3 months ago