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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Live now on Snapchat:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Just landed via Pinterest:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Just shared via Discord:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Trending via Facebook:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Spotted on Telegram:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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63 shares on Threads this month:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Going viral on TikTok:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Live now on Facebook:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Going bananas on Threads:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Shared recently on Facebook:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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