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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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